~*~GIFTARTS~*~ ~*~MURK MEMES~*~

I love the whole world

This is why I avoid being in relationships.

Wait... Rephrase.

This is why I want noodles.

Blah.

_{See? Bad poetry?}

~*~GIFTARTS~*~ ~*~MURK MEMES~*~

I love the whole world

In other news... I really need to fix up my journal.

I know I prefer things to be plain and simple but Christ... This place looks so lonely.

Center aligned text weird?
I think it'll make everything look like bad teenage angsty poetry the way I over do Entering for new sentences.



It's mah dog. Patches. In a suitcase. With evil eyes. Awesome.

~*~GIFTARTS~*~ ~*~LICKGINITY~*~ *~100 CHALLENGE~*~ ~*~MURK MEMES~*~

Little 5"1 was in work.

A drunken Mr 6"4 And Mentally Unstable walked in.

Mr 6"4 walked over to Little 5"1.

Little 5"1 continued working.

Mr 6"4 started ranting at Little 5"1.

Mr Supervisor came over, looked, shrugged and left.

Leaving Little 5"1 alone with Mr 6"4.

Mr 6"4 offered £40 to Little 5"1 and winked.

Little 5"1 smiled politely and shook her head.

Mr 6"4 got irritated.

Mr 6"4 began ranting again, eventually leaving.

Mr Supervisor walked Little 5"1 home after work, never mentioning Mr 6"4.

Little 5"1 was annoyed.

Little 5"1 is worth more than £40.

~*~GIFTARTS~*~ ~*~LICKGINITY~*~ *~100 CHALLENGE~*~ ~*~MURK MEMES~*~

I'm on a journal rampage lately.

Well........ Do I even have anything of interest to say?

... Nope.

Oh....

Flash is a bitch.

Does anyone know a good spine store?

I use ellipses way too much.

And here's a fourth sentence just to break the Rule Of Three.



.... That wasn't interesting.

* Stolen from who stole it from

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I've ran into opaque doors.)
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I jumped into one?)
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

Total = 4

[X] You have ran into a tree. (Not the Fucking Tree (un?)fortunately.)
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I can't do it.)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them. (Too busy singing Caramell Dansen)
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (I've tripped on sandals, velco, loafers...)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (I got it. I just didn't like it.)
[] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.
[X] You just looked at it.
[/]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (I'll give a half. Naturally, it is... I think. It's been too long since I let it grow out.)
[X] People have called you slow. (Teachers, especially.)

Total = 10.5

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (Obligatory Murk comment.)
[X] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[] You just laughed.

Total = 14.5

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. (All the time.)
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[/] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (Half. More often I'm told to shut the fuck up.)
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.

Total = 17

[X] You have eaten a bug. (It wasn't intentional.... The first time.)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket. (More often it's actually in my mouth.... _{Halibut's avatar much?)}

Total = 20

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you. (Actually, I normally have to dumb down how I speak.)
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (I don't see how that's stupid. Seems more philosophical, actually. Maybe that's why it's stupid.)

Total = 24

I'm pretty stupid but at least I already knew that.

~*~GIFTARTS~*~ ~*~LICKGINITY~*~ *~100 CHALLENGE~*~ ~*~MURK MEMES~*~

I had to give six people "love" advice today.

Also, I got locked in a fridge.

That is all.